Witty Wednesday

An Irishman is sitting at a bar in New York City and looks at his watch several times in the space of a few minutes. The woman sitting nearby notices this and asks,  ’Is your date running late?’  ‘No,’ he replies, ‘I have this state-of-the-art watch.  I was just testing it.’The intrigued woman says, ‘A state-of-the-art [...]

Witty Wednesday

Don’t be offended, I’m a church~goer, too!  Sisters of Mercy A man was driving down the highway, and sees a sign saying “Sisters of Mercy, House of Prostitution, 10 miles” Thinking it is some sort of joke, he pays no attention, until he sees a similar sign reading “Sister’s of Mercy, House of Prostitution, 5 [...]

On a lighter note….

A Texan walks into a pub in Ireland and clears his voice to the crowd of drinkers. He says, “I hear you Irish are a bunch of hard drinkers. I’ll give $500 American dollars to anybody in here who can drink 10 pints of Guinness back-to-back.” The room is quiet, and no one takes up [...]

A Rude Joke…

HOW MEN THINK (read at your peril)

At last!

  Makes sense…

A load of bull!

A man took his wife to the rodeo and one of the first exhibits they stopped at was the breeding bulls. They went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said, “This bull mated 50 times last year.” The wife playfully nudged her husband in the ribs and said, “He mated [...]

These will make you smile!

   Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man he meets, “Do you want to go to heaven?”  The man said, “I do, Father.”  The priest said, “Then stand over there against the wall.”    Then the priest asked the second man, “Do you want to go to heaven?”  “Certainly, Father,” [...]

Friday funny

 In a crowded city at a busy bus stop, a beautiful young woman wearing a tight mini skirt was waiting for a bus. As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of [...]

Over here, golfers!

Dave works hard at the office and spends two nights each week bowling and plays golf every Saturday.His wife thinks he’s pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday, she takes him to a local strip club. The doorman at the club greets them and says, “Hey, Dave! How ya doin?” His wife is puzzled [...]

Friday Funny

 An artist had been working on a nude portrait for a long time. Every day, he was up early and worked late – bringing perfection with every stroke of his paint brush. As each day passed, he gained a better understanding of the female body and was able to really make his paintings shine.  After [...]