A man took his wife to the rodeo and one of the first exhibits they stopped at was the breeding bulls. They went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said, “This bull mated 50 times last year.” The wife playfully nudged her husband in the ribs and said, “He mated [...]
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A load of bull!
March 2, 2007A funny for you
December 28, 2006Entering Heaven Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates. “In honor of this holy season,” Saint Peter said, “You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.” The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He [...]
The Final Word on Nutrition
December 8, 2006After an exhaustive review of the research literature, here’s the final word on nutrition and health: 1. Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than us. 2. Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than us. 3. Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer [...]
Christmas present
November 17, 2006A Young man called Ron wanted to buy his new girlfriend a Christmas present. As they hadn’t been seeing each other for very long, he decided after careful consideration that a pair of gloves would strike the right note,not too romantic and not too personal. He went with his girlfriends’ sister to Harrods and bought [...]
