Witty Wednesday

An Irishman is sitting at a bar in New York City and looks at his watch several times in the space of a few minutes. The woman sitting nearby notices this and asks,  ’Is your date running late?’  ‘No,’ he replies, ‘I have this state-of-the-art watch.  I was just testing it.’The intrigued woman says, ‘A state-of-the-art [...]

Witty Wednesday

John O’Reilly hoisted his beer and said, “Here’s to spending the rest of me life, between the legs of me wife!”  That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night! He went home and told his wife, Mary, “I won the prize for the Best toast of the night” She said, “Aye, [...]

Witty Wednesday

Don’t be offended, I’m a church~goer, too!  Sisters of Mercy A man was driving down the highway, and sees a sign saying “Sisters of Mercy, House of Prostitution, 10 miles” Thinking it is some sort of joke, he pays no attention, until he sees a similar sign reading “Sister’s of Mercy, House of Prostitution, 5 [...]

Witty Wednesday

William and Mildred were married twenty-five years. They decided to celebrate with a trip to Las Vegas. When they entered the hotel/casino and registered, a sweet young woman dressed in a very short skirt, became very friendly. William brushed her off rather rudely. Mildred objected, “William, she was nice, that young woman, and you were [...]

Wednesday

  Today is another edition of Works-For-Me Wednesday Backwards Edition, in which you ask a question of your readers instead of sharing a piece of advice. Here’s my dilemma: I’m waking up at 5am most mornings then I toss and turn for an hour or so till I drop off again. I wake with the [...]