The Presidents only fan!

A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates,  he saw a huge wall of clocks.

He asked,

“What are all those clocks?”

St. Peter answered, “Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth get’s a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move.”

“I see,” said the man,

“So whose clock is that?”

“That’s George Washington’s. The hands have never moved, indicating that he never told a lie.”

“Incredible,” said the man. “And whose clock is that one?”

St. Peter responded, “That’s Abraham Lincoln’s clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life.”

“Where’s President Bush’s clock?” asked the man.

“Bush’s clock is in Jesus’ office. He’s using it as a fan.”




  1. 1
    earthpal Says:

    LOL. Good one. Spot on.

    If they used Dick Cheney’s clock as a fan alongside Bush’s, they would stop Global Warming.

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    misslionheart Says:


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    thats awesome!

  4. 4
    Marianne Says:

    Hi! Thanks for commenting on my blog – I was a bit surprised as I don’t have a lot of readers. Anyway, welcome to the world of blogging.

    I LOVE the Bush joke!


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    Taylor Says:

    Haha, I’m going to tell everyone that joke!

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