T.V. CHEFS

This is going to be a long one! I have my gripes with most of these people. So bear with me especially if I come out with some expletives!

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 First off, AWT. Yuk!!!! I saw him lick his fingers then carry on cooking. He farms pigs, so no wonder he behaves like one, too! I remember Delia saying something similar about him. So two culinary goddesses cant be wrong.

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He cooks like a girl. I can’t STAND the way he handles food with meticulous precision. “Get stuck in Gary, or I’ll smack your face and shave your head!”

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Knows everything but Delia, don’t come into my house telling me how to boil an egg!

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So-so. The camera movement makes me feel sick, though.

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Gordon Ramsey has his head up his own a**. How anyone can talk to people the way he does and expect to gain respect from them at the same time is beyond me. He is a genius other than that! 

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She should tie her hair back and wax her face. Her eyebrows are so thick, I’m beginning to think her Dad was Denis Healey not Nigel Lawson as we are all led to believe!

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I could watch Rick Stein cook all day. I would rather eat meat than fish, but his recipes are gorgeous. He is probably the most passionate of these chefs so far.

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4 Comments »

  1. 1
    earthpal Says:

    Jamie Oliver has a lisp and most of the contents of his mouth end up being spat into the food so he’s a definite no, no.

    Nobody can top The Galloping Gourmet.

  2. 2
    misslionheart Says:

    Oh yes!! Graham something-or-other. Do you remember, right at the end, he always used to invite a woman from the audience to share the food he’d just cooked? He’d scout around (obviously looking for the prettiest) leap up into the audience and they’d run back holding hands. There was a table for two on the stage and they would sample his wares by candlelight!
    I used to watch it with my Mum. (I think she fancied him!) 😉

  3. 3
    Express Says:

    And He didnt lick his fingers either!!!!

  4. 4
    Express Says:

    He does like to cuzz!!!


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