Marital crisis?

Ever wondered why you rarely see men’s letters in agony aunt columns?

 Dear Abby,

I’ve never written to you before, but I really need your advice on what
could be a crucial decision. I’ve suspected for some time now that my
wife has been cheating on me.

The usual signs… phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up.
My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I
ask their names she always says, “Just some friends from work, you don’t
know them.”

I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always
walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as if she
has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn’t in a
taxi?
I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she
went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and
why was I checking up on her.

Last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her. I
decided I was going to park my Harley Davidson motorcycle next to the
garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole
street when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my
Harley, that I noticed that the valve covers on my engine seemed to be
leaking a little oil.

Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the
dealer?

Thanks,

Bob

 

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5 Comments »

  1. 1

    Thank you for this ~ I really did need a laugh this morning, how did you know? 😉

  2. 2
    babybull40 Says:

    thats cute.. I got a chuckle… hope you all well..babybull40

  3. 3
    Rebecca Says:

    Oh, that about killed me! (I, uh, didn’t read the title. My bad.) So hysterical!
    Just bopping over from A Garden in the Pocket

  4. 4

    ROFLMHO I can’t believe I didn’t see that coming!

  5. 5
    hockamama Says:

    That is so hilarious! I loved it, thank you!


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