Labrador for Sale

    A guy is driving around Tennessee and he sees a sign in front of a  house: “Talking Dog For Sale.”  He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and sees a Labrador retriever sitting  there. 

 “You talk?” he asks.  “Yes, I do,” the Lab replies.  “So, what’s your story?”  The Lab looks up and says,  “Well, I discovered that I could talk when I  was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA about my gift, and in no time at all they had me jetting from country to country,  sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog   would be eavesdropping.

 “I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running. But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn’t getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security wandering near suspicious characters  and listening in.”


    “I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals.  I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I’m just retired.”
    The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.
     “Ten dollars,” the guy says.
     “Ten dollars? This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?”
     “Because he’s a liar. He never did any of that shit!”

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8 Comments »

  1. 1
    MO Says:

    “Doctor, doctor, i’m so tired but i can’t sleep”
    “Here,take two of these when you go to bed”replied the doctor.
    “What are these?”asked the patient.
    “Pillows”replied the doctor

  2. 2
    misslionheart Says:

    Bloody hell, Dude! That’s so funny for you…….

  3. 3
    babybull40 Says:

    I’m rofl… that’s really funny..

  4. 4

    Laughed out loud!
    😀 Melissa

  5. 5
    helenl Says:

    That’s funny.

  6. 6

    Just browsing!

    God bless
    Maria in the UK
    http://www.inhishands.co.uk

  7. 7
    MO Says:

    I phoned the local ramblers club today, but the guy just went on and on!!!

  8. 8
    misslionheart Says:

    I say! Your sense of humour is improving……….


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