Put the kettle on!


A man and his wife were having an argument about who
should brew the coffee each morning.
The wife said, “You should do it, because you get up first,
and then we don’t have to wait as long to get our coffee.”
The husband said, ” You are in charge of cooking around here and
you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my
coffee.”
Wife replies, “No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible
that the man should do the coffee.”
Husband replies, “I can’t believe that, show me.”
So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament
and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed
says……….”HEBREWS”

Advertisements

8 Comments »

  1. 1
    Jen Says:

    LOL I’ve heard that one before!! šŸ˜€

  2. 2
    artbag Says:

    That’s a good one.

    In our house, I (the guy) make the coffee, make the dinner, make the bed, cut the grass.

    I do the cooking because I’m a better cook, ditto the coffee, I make the bed because I get up last, and I don’t know why I always have to cut the grass…

  3. 3
    misslionheart Says:

    Is this all true Babybull?

  4. 4
    earthpal Says:

    I do everything in our house because my husband is away a lot…but he does cook great meals when he’s home.

  5. 5
    babybull40 Says:

    I do the majority of the cleaning and the yard work.. and yes cooking too. But my hubby likes cooking and is very good at it..we like our coffee different strengths.. so whoever thinks of it first makes it… good joke…

  6. 6
    misslionheart Says:

    I married a chef who only cooks at home on Christmas Day! But it’s worth the wait….

  7. 7
    artbag Says:

    It’s all true misslionheart.

    Honest.

  8. 8
    misslionheart Says:

    Mmmm…. šŸ˜‰


RSS Feed for this entry

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: