These will make you smile!

   Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man he meets, “Do you want to go to heaven?”  The man said, “I do, Father.”  The priest said, “Then stand over there against the wall.” 

  Then the priest asked the second man, “Do you want to go to heaven?”  “Certainly, Father,” was the man’s reply. “Then stand over there against the wall,” said the priest. 

  Then Father Murphy walked up to O’Toole and said, “Do you want to go to heaven?”  O’Toole said, “No, I don’t Father.” 

  The priest said, “I don’t believe this. You mean to tell me that when you die you don’t want to go to heaven?”  

  O’Toole said, “Oh, when I die, yes.  I thought you were getting a group together to go right now.”

Gallagher opened the morning newspaper and was dumbfounded to read in the obituary column that he had died.  He quickly phoned his best friend, Finny.  “Did you see the paper?” asked Gallagher,  “they say I died!”  “Yes, I saw it!” replied Finny, “where are ye callin’ from?”

An Irish priest is driving down to New York and gets stopped for speeding in Connecticut.  The state trooper smells alcohol on the priest’s breath and then sees an empty wine bottle on the floor of the car.  He says, “Sir, have you been drinking?”  “Just water,” says the priest.  The trooper says, “Then why do I smell wine?” The priest looks at the bottle and says, “Good Lord! He’s done it again!”

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2 Comments »

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    Kim Says:

    Those are really funny! Thanks for posting them today!

  2. Hahaha… those were good! Thanks for the chuckle!


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