A funny for ya

Dr. Reginald P. Chalmondley-Warner, the World’s formost authority on wasps was walking past an Oxfam shop when an item on display caught his eye. It was an LP of Wasp Sounds. Excitedly he went into the shop and intruduced himself to the assistant.

“Hello”, he said “I am Dr. Reginald P. Chalmondley-Warner the world formost authority on wasps and I an interested in the the LP you have for sale in the window. Would you mind playing the first track for me?”

“Certainly, Sir” replied the assistant, and proceeded to play the requested track.
A puzzled look came over Dr. Reginald P. Chalmondley-Warner’s face as he listened.
“I am Dr. Reginald P. Chalmondley-Warner the world formost authority on wasps and I’m quite sure something is wrong. That is not a wasp. Would you please play the second track for me?”

The assistant duly put on the second track.
Once again a puzzled look came over Dr. Reginald P. Chalmondley-Warner’s face.
“I am Dr. Reginald P. Chalmondley-Warner the world formost authority on wasps and now I’m certain that something is wrong. That is most certainly not a wasp. Would you please play the third track for me?”

The assistant obliged him once more.
The look of puzzlement changed to one of annoyance.
“I am Dr. Reginald P. Chalmondley-Warner the world formost authority on wasps and I can categorically state that none of those tracks were wasp sounds. Are you trying to make a fool of me young man?”
“Certainly not, Sir, let me check the record again”
“Ooops my mistake, that was the ‘B’ side”

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5 Comments »

  1. 1
    mothemum Says:

    i don’t think was funny actually! 😦

    ~That’s because your sense of humour is ‘nil’

  2. 2
    babybull40 Says:

    silly.. very silly..

  3. 3
    earthpal Says:

    Silly…but made me smile. My two youngest will like it.

  4. 4

    I just love this joke! Is it cause I is silly? πŸ˜†

  5. 5
    Moonwaves Says:

    Ha! I thought that was funny. Would the younger generation get this joke? I’m tempted to pass it on to my nephews but amn’t sure they know what a “b” side is (or is the term still used when talking about CDs and I’m just showing how out of date I am πŸ™‚ )

    ~It tickles me!


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