My Thursday Thirteen is Twelve!

 

BUT READ IT ANYWAY! 

Tips for ladies in year 2007

1. Aspire to be Barbie – the cow has everything           

2. If the shoe fits – buy one in every colour.

3. Take life with a pinch of salt… a wedge of lime, and a shot of tequila.             

4. In need of a support group? – Cocktail hour with the girls!              

5. Go on the 30 day diet. (I’m on it and so far I’ve lost 23 days).             

6. When life gets you down – just put on your big girl panties and deal with it.             

7. Let your greatest fear be that there is no PMS and this is just my personality.             

8. I know I’m in my own little world, but it’s ok. They know me here.             

9. Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.             

10. Don’t get your knickers in a knot, it solves nothing; and makes you walk funny.             

11. When life gives you lemons – turn it into lemonade then mix it with vodka.             

12. Remember every good looking; sweet, single male is someone else’s ex boyfriend!               

 Now smile and send to any girl wasting time at work, suffering from a hangover, or suffering from work that might need a reason to……            

smile! 

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6 Comments »

  1. 1
    Midas Says:

    I have seen these in shirts, and they never failed to amuse me!

    ~I bet you’ve seen a lot worse, too! 😉

  2. 2
    Jeremy Says:

    I have a photographic mind, the problem is I forget to put film in the camera.. Happy tt

    ~Thanks. I tried to comment on your TT but couldn’t fathom out how to use the ‘captcha’
    Great TT though! Is she Wonder Woman? 😆

  3. 3
    Jeremy Says:

    The captch is comming down till I can fix it. Thanks for the heads up

  4. 4
    Chris Says:

    Fun list, happy TT!

  5. 5

    Loved your list….especially #8. thanks for the giggles.

  6. 6

    Great list, loved #4!!! Always up for that!! Where in Ireland are you? We are planning a trip there next year for our 25th wedding anniversary!


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