My Thursday Thirteen is Twelve!

 

BUT READ IT ANYWAY! 

Tips for ladies in year 2007

1. Aspire to be Barbie – the cow has everything           

2. If the shoe fits – buy one in every colour.

3. Take life with a pinch of salt… a wedge of lime, and a shot of tequila.             

4. In need of a support group? – Cocktail hour with the girls!              

5. Go on the 30 day diet. (I’m on it and so far I’ve lost 23 days).             

6. When life gets you down – just put on your big girl panties and deal with it.             

7. Let your greatest fear be that there is no PMS and this is just my personality.             

8. I know I’m in my own little world, but it’s ok. They know me here.             

9. Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.             

10. Don’t get your knickers in a knot, it solves nothing; and makes you walk funny.             

11. When life gives you lemons – turn it into lemonade then mix it with vodka.             

12. Remember every good looking; sweet, single male is someone else’s ex boyfriend!               

 Now smile and send to any girl wasting time at work, suffering from a hangover, or suffering from work that might need a reason to……            

smile! 

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