A funny for ya’

A man in Newfoundland calls his son in Calgary two days before Christmas and says, “I hate to ruin your day but I have to tell you that your Mother and I are divorcing; 45 years of misery are enough”

“Pop! What are you talking about?” the son screams.

“We can’t stand the sight of each other any longer” the Father says.

“We’re sick of each other, and I’m sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Vancouver and tell her.”

Frantic, the son calls his sister,who explodes on the phone.

“No way they’re getting divorced!” she shouts. “I’ll take care of this.” She calls Newfoundland immediately and screams at her father, “You are not getting divorced. Don’t do a single thing until I get there. I’m calling my brother back, and we’ll both be there by tomorrow. Until then, don’t do a thing. DO YOU HEAR ME?” and hangs up. The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife.

“Okay” He says, “They’re coming for Christmas and paying their own way”

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4 Comments »

  1. 1
    chrisb Says:

    Very funny I must remember this ploy!

  2. 2
    Sue Says:

    I like that. πŸ™‚

  3. 3
    mo Says:

    Oh, that was so funny!! The guys here in USA πŸ˜† !

  4. That was a good one. Thanks for sharing it!


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