Witty Wednesday

An Irishman is sitting at a bar in New York City and looks at his
watch several times in the space of a few minutes. The woman sitting nearby notices this and asks,
 ’Is your date running late?’

 ‘No,’ he replies, ‘I have this state-of-the-art watch.
 I was just testing it.’
The intrigued woman says, ‘A state-of-the-art watch?
 What’s so special about it?’
 The Irishman explains, ‘It uses alpha waves to
 talk to me telepathically.’
 The lady says, ‘What’s it telling you now?’

 ‘Well, it says you’re not wearing any panties.’

 The woman giggles and replies, ‘Well, it must be broken
 because I am wearing panties!’

 The Irishman smirks, taps his watch and says, ‘ Bloody thing’s
 running about an hour fast’…….’ Can I buy you a drink?  ‘

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6 Comments »

  1. 1
    earthpal Says:

    Lol. Love it. Keep ’em coming hon.

  2. Sometimes I tell Fr. J your jokes. Maybe not today. (Although I’m pretty sure he’d laugh)!

  3. 3
    chrisb Says:

    This is a great one had me giggling OL 🙂

  4. 4
    babybull40 Says:

    ha ha ha.. that is a cute one… hugs.. A

  5. 5
    Lisa Says:

    Ahahahaha hahahahahaha ahahahaha!!!

  6. 6
    earthpal Says:

    What’s happened to Thundering Thursday? And Freaky Friday?

    Get blogging Missy. If I can do it after undergoing major surgery, so can you!!


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