Friday Funny and an award

 
   The Pope and the Queen of England are on the same stage in front of a huge crowd. Her Majesty and His Holiness, however, have seen it all before, so to make it a little more interesting, the Queen says to the Pope,
 ‘Do you know that with just one little wave of my hand I
can make every English person in the crowd go wild?’
He doubts it, so she shows him. Sure enough, the royal-gloved wave elicits rapture and cheering from every Englishman in the crowd. Gradually, the cheering subsides.
 
   The Pope, not wanting to be out done by someone wearing a worse frock and hat than he, considers what he could do.
 ‘Your Majesty, that was impressive. But did you know that with just one little wave of MY hand I can make every IRISH person in the crowd go crazy with joy?This joy will not be a momentary display like that of your subjects, but will go deep into their hearts, and they will forever speak of
 this day and rejoice.’
  The Queen seriously doubts this, and says so.

 ‘One little wave of your hand and ALL Irish people will rejoice
 forever? Show me.’
.
……..So the Pope slapped the bi*ch.
.
Now for the award…

Thankyou to Mother of This Lot, I’m deeply honoured!

 

Advertisements

3 Comments »

  1. 1
    chrisb Says:

    I’m a royalist but I still laughed 🙂

  2. Well, this serious churchgoing devout Catholic says ‘Now THAT’S what you call a good Irish joke!’

    Reckon I should tell Fr J?

  3. 3

    Haha good one!


RSS Feed for this entry

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: