Witty Wednesday

A prisoner in jail receives a letter from his wife:
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 “Dear Husband, I have decided to plant some lettuce in the back garden. When is the best time to plant them?”The prisoner, knowing that the prison guards read all mail, replied in a letter: “Dear Wife, whatever you do, do not touch the back garden. That is where I hid all the money.”

A week or so later, he received another letter from his wife: “

Dear Husband, You wouldn’t believe what happened, some men came with shovels to the house, and dug up all the back garden.”

The prisoner wrote another letter back:

“Dear wife, now is the best time to plant the lettuce.”

 

 

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3 Comments »

  1. 1
    chrisb Says:

    I saw that one coming but it’s still funny 🙂

  2. 2
    earthpal Says:

    Laughing my socks off. 😀

  3. 3
    Lisa Says:

    Very cute!! Good laugh.


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