Witty Wednesday

Driving Test

 

A professional juggler, driving to his next performance, is stopped by the police.

“What are you doing with these matches and lighter fluid in your car?” asks the police officer.

“I’m a juggler and I juggle flaming torches in my act.”

“Oh yeah? Let’s see you do it,” says the officer.

So the juggler gets out and starts juggling the blazing torches
masterfully.

A couple driving by slows down to watch. “Wow,” says the driver to his
wife. “I’m glad I quit drinking. Look at the test they’re giving now!”

 

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2 Comments »

  1. 1
    chrisb Says:

    That’s a good one!!! I must send it to embee…he’ll like it 🙂

  2. 2
    chrisb Says:

    When you have time pop over to my place something for you!


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