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Mmm…I wonder

February 2, 2007

 I posted a questionnaire yesterday about Valentines Day, and how Hubby thinks it’s all a ‘money-making scam’. Now either he reads my blog in his office at work, or this bunch of purple tulips which he brought home from work last night, is a complete fluke!

Marital crisis?

October 28, 2006

Ever wondered why you rarely see men’s letters in agony aunt columns?

 Dear Abby,

I’ve never written to you before, but I really need your advice on what
could be a crucial decision. I’ve suspected for some time now that my
wife has been cheating on me.

The usual signs… phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up.
My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I
ask their names she always says, “Just some friends from work, you don’t
know them.”

I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always
walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as if she
has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn’t in a
taxi?
I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she
went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and
why was I checking up on her.

Last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her. I
decided I was going to park my Harley Davidson motorcycle next to the
garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole
street when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my
Harley, that I noticed that the valve covers on my engine seemed to be
leaking a little oil.

Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the
dealer?

Thanks,

Bob