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Happy Mothers Day

March 2, 2008

I’m sitting up in bed, coffee beside me, albeit now quite cold, blog-hopping across the Universe. I can hear nothing but the radio……..

Bliss!

Domesticated…

October 20, 2006

Domesticated?

 *I wish I’d have had my camera this morning. My little boy (now 2) devoured a little pot of yogurt. He stuck his face in it and came up with a very messy complexion and a big grin. These are the moments I cherish. The pic here is a few months ago when he decided to look a little further into the dishwasher.

* I was wondering whether to do a full entry on ‘Why I Blog’  but then decided to add it here and keep it short.

I blog to de-clutter my head, to make friends, to keep in touch with friends, to pass my free-time, to learn about myself and to keep a diary of things which have happened…

 

*Plans for the rest of the day:

1. Get a shower

2. Feed myself and No.4 child

3. Go to the butchers

4. Collect No.3 child

5. Prepare vegetables for dinner

6. Collect No’s 1 and 2 from school

7. Tidy all bedrooms

8. Take No.1 to Drama class

9. Finish preparing dinner

10. Get No. 3 ready for Irish dancing

11. Collect No.1 from her class

12. Feed all children

13. Go to Irish Dancing class 6.30pm -9pm

14. Come home via off-licence for beer and wine

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Edit; Change of plan. We went to chip shop on the way home! Will tidy the bedrooms today ….

A Mothers Task?

October 19, 2006

25 REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER    

 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
    “If you’re going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning.” 
   

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
    “You better pray that will come out of the carpet.” 
   

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.

“If you don’t straighten up I’m going to knock you into the middle of next week!”    

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
    ” Because I said so, that’s why.” 
   

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC
    “If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you’re not going to the store with me.” 
   

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
    “Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you’re in an accident.” 
   

7. My mother taught me IRONY
    “Keep crying, and I’ll give you something to cry about.” 
   

 8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS .
    “Shut your mouth and eat your supper.” 
   

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONIST.
    “Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!” 
   

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
    “You’ll sit there until all that spinach is gone.” 
   

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER .
    “This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it.” 
   

 12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
    “If I told you once, I’ve told you a million times. Don’t exaggerate!” 
   

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
    “I brought you into this world, and I can take you out.” 
   

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOUR MODIFICATION.
    “Stop acting like your father!” 
   

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
    “There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don’t
    have wonderful parents like you do.” 
   

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
    “Just wait until we get home.” 
   

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
    “You are going to get it when you get home!” 
   

 18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
    “If you don’t stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way.” 
   

19. My mother taught me ESP.
    “Put your sweater on; don’t you think I know when you are cold?” 
   

20. My mother taught me HUMOUR.
    “When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me.” 
   

 21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
    “If you don’t eat your vegetables, you’ll never grow up.” 
   

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
    “You’re just like your father.” 
   

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
    “Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a tent?” 
   

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
    “When you get to be my age, you’ll understand.” 
   

25. And my favourite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
    “One day you’ll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you.

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